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GoreForce 5: Happy as pigs in shit
29/08/12 || Lord K Philipson
I applaud bands who has a mellow approach to their shit. You might be a 100% serious about what you do, but your life doesn’t depend on what people think, and you’re not afraid of having a laugh at everything since… you know, it’s “just” music in the end. Certain bands out of, f.e, Italy should take big fucken notice.
In this CDR promo package from GoreForce 5 there was a note saying something along the lines of “Here you go, hope you like it. If you don’t – too bad for us!”. As said, I applaud that. And as if that wasn’t enough, I laughed my ass off while reading this piece of paper that also came with the disc. Good work, gentlecunts. Also, naming a song “The Anus Of The Blue Goat “ is just a bulls-eye move. All of this just rewarded you with a full review at Global Domination. Congratulations.
But we are not a comedy site. We don’t enjoy penis jokes, anus jokes, cunt jokes or jokes in general. This is serious biz and we don’t take our cause lightly, or with a smile. So… to (dick) the more important (vagina) aspect of this (double arse) coverage: what do they (penis) actually sound like? I suppose (cunt) you can imagine (sluthole) when a band (ass) is called GoreForce 5, this (smegma) will most likely not impress (semen) the fuck out of me. Or?
Of course it doesn’t. But the thing is, this is actually some decent death/grind, a hella lot better than the moniker implies. The production won’t win any awards ever, but it works. These Belgian fuckos blast and hack their way through this 5 song EP and do a good job at it. I guess, with a vocalist looking like this you will never completely fail.
Check them out if you’re into br00tal and slashing death metal. Just don’t expect anything revolutionary. That’s all.
- Information
- Released: 2012
- Label: Self released
- Website: GoreForce 5 MySpace
- Band
- Jesseuh: vocals
- Jeroen: guitars
- Wes: guitars
- Johan: bass
- Jan: drums
- Tracklist
- 01. Okseldamp
- 02. MolokaÏ DeathSlam
- 03. Gang Bang Xtravaganza
- 04. The Anus Of The Blue Goat
- 05. Japanese ToyBoy
